rock 'n jock
the second annual hill street penal league rock 'n jock wiffleball spectacular will be held on april 23, 2005 (2pm). the event will be a joyous celebration of life and sport, particularly with an esteemed contingent of ATLiens returning to athens for the game.
what will be the highlight of the day? might it be the graceful defensive prowess of dave "the destroyer" conley? the sunbathing of the luscious meghann hummel? the consistent pull-hitting of austin "AG" gillis?
the one thing that will surely not be the highlight? the woeful pitching efforts of saucy sellers. sellers is expected to employ his famed "lull you to frustration" technique, whereby his pitches are so consistently bad that impatience forces the hitter to take a cut at a ball at least 3 feet from the strike zone.
what will be the highlight of the day? might it be the graceful defensive prowess of dave "the destroyer" conley? the sunbathing of the luscious meghann hummel? the consistent pull-hitting of austin "AG" gillis?
the one thing that will surely not be the highlight? the woeful pitching efforts of saucy sellers. sellers is expected to employ his famed "lull you to frustration" technique, whereby his pitches are so consistently bad that impatience forces the hitter to take a cut at a ball at least 3 feet from the strike zone.
posted by Huevos McGringo at
4:28 PM
1 Comments:
It's a skillful technique also employed by the likes of Steve Trachsel and Rick Ankiel
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