THE KNUT NICKNAME CONTEST
the handsome german has come to an agreement to join the 4KS staff. the only issue yet to be resolved: what should his moniker be? he has sadly refused to go with the popular "krautstud". however, i would think it ideal that he wear a mantle that displays his heritage.
but that is not set in stone. nothing is. we just need a nickname that suits knut, a man so kind, so handsome, so ripped, so german.
please submit your ideas in the comments area. i pledge to badger knut into accepted the best of the suggestions given. the winner of the contest will be announced one week from today.
but that is not set in stone. nothing is. we just need a nickname that suits knut, a man so kind, so handsome, so ripped, so german.
please submit your ideas in the comments area. i pledge to badger knut into accepted the best of the suggestions given. the winner of the contest will be announced one week from today.
posted by Huevos McGringo at
4:38 PM
15 Comments:
K Nuts?
David Hasselhoff? (not my idea originally)
krautwurst
knutty balls
knutsy
K-Bob
knasselhoff?
I think I coined the term Überkrautstud (in ignorance of its potentially offensive connotation) so if he's not happy with that, I have no idea.
What about "der Gummibär"?
knut job.
"knut the german"
gimme that knut
knutterbutter
and jut for pinapple colostomy
bankfarter (it sounds german)
ghostface
Knut rockne
Knut rock me amadeus
oodles of knutles
the german student
just give that knut knut (for kells)
chestknuts roasting over an open fire
oh and knut gingrich
fig knut-on
Der Kommisar
or, Otto von Bismark
nice work, lads. my early favorites are "oodles of knutles" and "knasselhoff". but the contest runs til friday, so keep the ideas coming.
Busta Knut?
herr fabulüs
-brandon
i like the submissions, folks. i'm gonna get with the k man some time this week, and a formal announcement/introduction will follow.
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