I Need Some Astra Men In Pubic Pants
Dolce & Gabbana have come under fire recently with this picture you're seeing above my mutterings. Apparently, D & G have created pants that purposely shows the burning bush so I've been calling them pubic pants. Esquire has refused to run the "racy" ad in their magazine because of the amount of pubes shown. When I read about this...it came to me what could solve this problem...ASTRA.
Couldn't you see the members of ASTRA in D & G's new "pubic" pants. Everyone would go nutz!!! There's no telling how many gigs they would get in Buckhead alone. Everyone in ASTRA would need a large supply of brown bags because they would need something to put over the ugly chicks' faces before banging them. I'm getting a little stiff just thinking of Jeremy and Josiah in those pants. Whew...I must go now to take care of a little business....
posted by Reno Melons at
2:15 AM
8 Comments:
Jeremy already wears something like that, but I don't think he means to.
no no, christa. plumber crack and pubic pants are totally different.
well, YOU didn't run into him at Vision Video trying to get the Paris Hilton DVD.
already seen it. why would i need to get that shit again? I wasn't the one oggling over the dvd case and giggling like a little schoolgirl...
hey, they showed a penis right in plain sight on the case! it was the only appropriate reaction for a view like that!
hotttt!
I bet those pubic pants are flying off the shelves at Georgia Square Mall.
i was gonna say something ghostface, but i didn't want to embarass you. but since you brought it up, you do have a really nice set of pubes.
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