the saucy legend, vol. 2

this is yet another tale of the sauce's sauvity and shocking lack of inhibition when he sets his sights on a beautiful young lass. 4ks does not have a direct account of the dialogue, but the story unfolded as follows:


sauce gets a haircut. during this process, he notes that his playful banter is well-received by his "personal stylist." however, during the session an occassion to ask the young lady for a date does not present itself.

for many, this would be a huge setback. most cowardly young men would just kick themselves for an opportunity lost. those slightly stronger willed might bide their time until their hair had grown back, then taking the opportunity to entreat the young lady for her hand. not our hero.

the very next day, the stylist arrives at work to find a dozen tulips awaiting her. the card read:

Call me.
- jeremy
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call him she did. the sauce went on a couple dates with the lucky young lady, and in his own graceful words [regailing us with the story only last night] "at least i got to make out with that one." this has been another tale from the canon of saucy legend. may we all be so bold and decisive.