the saucy legend, vol. 3

it is time for another installment of the sauce's legendary tales of woo. this particular episode took place a couple years back on a sunny north campus afternoon whilst our handsome protagonist played croquet with members of the 4KS staff. in the midst of his inevitable defeat on the pitch, the sauce called our attention to a young lady sauntering by and settling down for a leisurely read some 40 yards away:


SAUCE: check out that chick.

[your humble narrator]: yeah, no shit.

S: i'm gonna go talk to her.

MCSQUARED: what are you gonna say?

S: i don't know.

[narrator]: why don't you ask her to go get a smoothie with you.

GHOSTFACE: no way, saucy.

S: that's exactly what i'm gonna do.


the sauce confidently strode directly up to the young lass and engaged her in some charming banter. sure enough, 15 minutes later the sauce was outside smoothie planet enjoying a "yo' adriane" with that same lucky lady. while saucy was not able to bed down his prey, the sauciness of that cold approach could not be contested.