Thursday, August 03, 2006

the sauce nickname contest:

the following list is copy/pasted from a "friendster testimonial" i did for the sauce a couple years back:

saucy, the saucewich, rumple sauceskin, his royal sauciness, the sauceburger, holden saucefield, latrell saucewell, the saucedog (hold the relish), clint saucewood, franklin deleanor saucyevelt, JB's with comeback, credence saucewater revival, saddam hussauce, g love with special(your baby ain't sweet like mine), arnold saucenegger, jean paul saucetre, paul sauceowitz, bonnie "prince" saucy.


contribute any new derivations in the comments area. the author of the best new "sauce" nickname will win a handsome price.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now with 50% more Sauce!
or
Silly Rabbit, Sauce is for Kids.

8/03/2006 3:26 PM  
Blogger hillary said...

John Saucel.

It would be funnier if those words had a mustache and a predilection for cousin fucking.

8/03/2006 4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir Sauce-a-lot
Saucetimus Prime
Dr. Saucetagon
FrankenSauce
Saucenstein
The Sauceinator
DeBrickaSauce Ferguson
Abrasauce Lincoln
Billy Q. Sauceinger
Saucelupogous
--Jared

8/04/2006 11:29 AM  
Blogger tuppenhut said...

Grandmaster Sauce
Ernest Saucingway
Xena: Warrior Prinsauce
Saucin' to the Oldies
Sauceanne Somers
A Heartbreaking Sauce of Staggering Genius
Heathcliff Saucetable
Saulce and Gabbana

8/07/2006 9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saucesquatch
--Jared

8/07/2006 1:27 PM  
Blogger sauce said...

saucesquatch, totally.

8/07/2006 2:26 PM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

saucesquatch is pretty good. i also like grandmaster sauce and saucetimus prime.

keep 'em ideas coming; there really is going to be an award presented to the submitter of best idea.

8/07/2006 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saucerful of Secrets

8/08/2006 10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

harry saucer and the bitter librarian

8/08/2006 1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saucileya

8/08/2006 1:13 PM  
Blogger tuppenhut said...

Posh Sauce/Scary Sauce/Baby Sauce/Sporty Sauce/Ginger Sauce

8/09/2006 2:49 PM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

ok, my top three picks are as follows:

saucesquatch, saucetimus prime, and the sauce girls variations. submit your thoughts here, and i'll pick a winner tomorrow afternoon.


ps- saucer full of secrets is amazing, but is not a new nickname.

8/10/2006 11:37 AM  
Blogger sauce said...

I can't pick, but I'm pulling for saucetimus prime, of course.

8/11/2006 12:32 PM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

many thanks to all of the suggestions, but on this questions i'm inclined to agree with the sauce himself: saucetimus prime is the winner of the sauce nickname contest.

congratulations, jared. an award certificate awaits you.

8/11/2006 5:11 PM  
Blogger kenniebloggins said...

I know this is late, but I want to offer F. Sauce Fitzgerald
and
Lindsay Sauceingham

8/15/2006 12:29 AM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

unfortunately the contest is decided, but f. sauce fitzgerald is very choice.

8/16/2006 9:20 AM  

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