Rock N Jock Part III Recap

All the stars came out in the sweltering heat this past Sunday to do battle in the third somewhat annual rock n jock wiffle ball game. While the game lacked a certain sexual tension due to the absence of one reno melons, the action was white, pasty and hotly contested. Rock n jock III featured an appearance by the long lost ghostface, typical stellar performances from AG and Huevos, and a "batman" at bat by the sauce that nearly wiped away memories of his humiliation a few years back. Despite all the great performances, no star shone as brightly mcsquared who, in his last GA wiffleball at bat (at least for a while), hit a towering three run home run that sealed victory for the "oglethorpe" team. Goodbye, mcsquared, you will be missed in the ATH, and there will always be a place for you in the Hill Street Penal League.