Making Jelly

Ted Turner gave the commencement address at UGA the year I graduated. I'm pretty sure he was drunk at the time.

This is a letter his dad wrote to him when he was in college. It's pretty famous among classics majors. I remember having some remarkably similar (and uncomfortable) exchanges with my own dad.

And for the record, I think Columbus proved the world was not flat, not that it was not a square. Whether or not I am a snob is still up for debate.