Dirk doesn't shoot blanks

Dirk Nowitzki is one of the best and most entertaining basketball players going, and I like him.  Even if I didn't I'd have to feel bad for this recent turn of events in which he 1.  Starts dating a career athlete hunter who is in no way attractive (booking photos aren't anyones strong point, but hers looks a little like Voldemort fro the Harry Potter movies)  2.  finds out that she's felonious enough to draw the interest of the FBI at which time he decides to ditch her until finding out 3.  he's on the hook for the next eighteen years.  I've never heard German blues music, but I assume it tells stories like this one.