Notes from Sarah Palin's Real America

Oklahoma is Georgia without Atlanta, Savannah and the pretty North Georgia Mountains. Stillwater is Athens minus every restaurant that's not a franchise, minus the area of downtown West of Lumpkin, and minus R.E.M. but plus Garth Brooks (who seems like an okay guy but his music is just terrible). Tulsa, generally considered to be the snooty artsy town in the state, was the perfect place for Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin to kick off their tour of what has to be the most miserable night of entertainment ever. But what really makes Oklahoma stand out? A little good old fashion raper killin.' Or actually attempted raper killin that in reality would end with this law being held unconstitutional. But hey, if that doesn't work at least we've got the meth offender registry. As Palin said, "Oklahoma, do you love your freedom?"