If I Could Be...
If I could be 2 things at once...I would be Barry White and a small dipping cup of butter. Jeremy Sellers could be a piece of lobster meat. I would pick Jeremy up and dip his "meat" in my "small" dipping cup and I would let the meat soak up all of my "butter". Then, I would slowly remove him from the butter and put him in my mouth. I would suck all of the butter off of the meat before putting the whole piece in my mouth with delicatable satisfaction. Then, I would sing "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babe".
Ahhh....if only I could be 2 things at once...
Ahhh....if only I could be 2 things at once...
posted by Reno Melons at
2:53 AM
4 Comments:
I just had to take 23 cold showers.
I hope that at some point Jeremy Sellers' distant family members and long-lost middle-school pals Google his name for information and find this.
yes, that would be quite awesome.
The bad news is that there is a college football player named Jeremy Sellers who's occupying a lot of space on my google search.
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