handsome german now fully americanized.

if you don't like toilet humor, stop reading. but if that's the case, why are you reading this dumb blog anyway?

(the following exchanged occurred approximately 1 hour ago at big pink. the set-up is that we're running low on TP, and were discussing the characteristics we look for in a good roll.)
McGringo: well, knasselhoff...um...are you familiar with the term dingleberry?

Knasselhoff (in his sexiest german accent): mcgringo, i know what a dingleberry is.