Wednesday, January 23, 2008

DJ Mahogany's Cassingles Dance Party Friday

Hello all my fellow sexxxy 4KSers,

Yesterday at St. Mary's I grabbed a patient from to do a chest x-ray on him. He smelled as if he recently vomited. I could see a few chunks on his bed and I could tell he was in a new different hospital gown. He was a very nice man and he was with it as well. Once I got him to the department and I asked him to stand and he did. Suddenly, I smelled something else besides the residual vomit. I thought it was a just a simple fart because a lot patients throw "caution to the wind". After I took his x-ray I noticed the smell didn't go away. I realized that he taking a full on poop in his pants. Oh man, it smelled so bad. When I saw my x-ray I saw that I had to take another picture. When I asked him to get out of bed again, I saw a brown oily stain on the sheet he was on. I got pretty nauseated. It was so out of control. I had to hold my breath literally the whole time I was in there. In fact the combination of residual vomit & poop smelled so bad that I had to take him back to where I got him from because the smell began to filter everywhere and I mean everywhere.

So, the basis for that story is you should come to Little Kings on Friday night for my cassette singles dance party. I got some sweet stank booty jams for everyone to dance to on Friday. Stank booty jams so strong that you'll be sweetly nauseated on the dance floor. I got some great stuff lined up like the Spin Doctors, Ace Of Base, Prince, Madonna, Michael Jackson, SWV, Bell Biv DeVoe, KLF, Tag Team, and other slothy stuff from the late 80s & 90s. It's free and it will kick off at Midnight.

Also, if you're hungry on Saturday night come to the Farm for some soulful delights DJ Mahogany style. I'll be supplying dinner music starting at 9 pm...some salacious slow jams and then the dance party will kick off around 11/11:30 pmish. The dance party is free as well. I would love to see any of you if you can come out. Stay sexy...



Blogger hillary said...

And who wouldn't be hungry after that story?

1/23/2008 3:35 PM  

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