Tuesday, July 05, 2005

ink is not the answer: play like you got a pair.

word has it that certain astra member[s] are contemplated getting a few tats in order to toughen up the band's image. good luck with that.

in fact, the real reason said member[s] are contemplating the move is that they are pussy-whipped by their new tattified new girlfriend.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with mame.

do you think astra would do it in shit for a major record deal? just throwing it out there.

ms. comrade

7/05/2005 6:23 PM  
Blogger kenniebloggins said...

yr. jealous.

7/06/2005 3:05 AM  
Blogger kenniebloggins said...

also, I'm jealous of sauce's pink floyd shirt. I think he inspired the 'stache, which is coming in nicely.

7/06/2005 3:06 AM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

ms. comrade, the answer is "without a doubt" when it comes to sauce. he would "do it in shit" for the visceral gratification alone. as for wes, he would do it in shit with his own mother for a record deal.

7/06/2005 9:14 AM  
Blogger sauce said...

Said tats will make my already huge guns look even more massive.

Mikey, I think that last comment's a bit uncalled for, but I guess that's just me.

Do ya'll want all of us to do it in shit together, super orgy style? It would certainly be considered.

7/06/2005 10:26 AM  
Blogger Huevos McGringo said...

sauce, what is "uncalled for"? the wes part or the you part? the wes part is just silly. the you part should only bother you if it smacks of the truth.

all i can say about your full band fecal orgy suggestion is don't let reno get wind of the idea or you might never hear the end of it.

7/06/2005 10:58 AM  
Blogger sauce said...

Bringin' wesley's mom into the shit pit is just wrong.

The me part certainly doesn't bother me. I expect nothing less from such an esteemed and learned law man.

7/06/2005 11:28 AM  
Blogger tuppenhut said...

I don't understand any of these comments.

7/07/2005 3:02 PM  

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